June 2012
When my friend abandons me at a party.
Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
Then bite down.
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She says this now but wait till I get a tattoo
Me: I wanted cookie dough ice cream for dinner.
Mom: You should have.
Me: WHAT?!?
Mom: You are 18 now you can do whatever you want.
May 2012
Saturday Nights
mylifeasmeangirls:
How I start:
How I finish:
love-x2:
Oh my fucking god, why am I with him. Why the fuck do I always get back with him. He is such a fucking cunt. What is wrong with me.
Don't let the world bring you down, Not everyone...
“Click here for more hipster on your dash!”
xmayb:
Click here for my foot up your ass.